Friday, September 30, 2011

Bad Lip-Reading

@BadLipReading @michaelbuble @MsRebeccaBlack

Move over Auto-tune the news, the next thing in internet fandom is here.

Bad Lip-Reading.

Watch below, and all shall be explained. Otherwise, type badlipreading into youtube.

the original 'I haven't met you yet' here

Sauce: Haynezeeboy

Thursday, September 29, 2011

The first episode of the Tommy Wi-Show

@TommyWiseau #tommywishow #castleshithouse

This is not Tommy's house!

Tommy reviews the new Mortal Kombat game with some Alien dude. Cool i guess. Is this all improv (Tommy anyway) ? I think he's putting the 'retard' on a little.

This will be unbearable for a lot of people.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

The Future Of 3D TVs

#3D #TV #JamesCameron #TheFuture

Whilst 3D is almost as old as the motion pictures itself - yes, the Lumière Brothers experimented with 3D way back at the turn of the century.

But with any new technology, there comes the good and the bad. most of it, when relating to 3D has been bad. But, a development non the less.
Some mind bogglingly absurd products have been released into the high end production market for 3D accusation, and equally some terrible 3D products geared towards the consumer display demographic.
Here is a brilliant parody, which is an on-par illustration of the kind of stupid products that some companies are trying to develop and sell.

Simply brilliant!

Thanks to Mikey B for sending this to me!

Monday, September 26, 2011

When games get too silly.

@RockstarGames @VolitionInc #castlegamer

Saints Row the Third is coming out quite shortly. It's pretty much the only competition for the more recent Grand Theft Auro releases.

Now straight off the bat no one can master video games like Rockstar, with the maturity and gritty reality they present in them. So the only way The Saints Row series can really compete is by allowing you to toy around in the open world universe (something GTA limits).

Now that's cool and all but i truly believe that the novelty of slapping people to death with giant blue dildos and flying stupidly powerful jets around a city can get old quite fast. Sure there's a story and such but it's just nothing on what Rockstar can deliver.

Tomonobu Itagaki (Ninja Gaiden developer) plays Saints Rows 3 and goes nuts.

This is the type of game made for the Michael Bay fans out there. No boring bits, explosions, sub par stories and titties. Hey there's nothing wrong with that i just don't think you can be sucked in more to the gaming world of say GTA IV or Red Dead Redemption.

There's something to be said about a game that doesn't give you everything at the start of the game.

I will admit to enjoying the original Saints Row however i didn't finish it as I became disinterested with it after about 8 hours of gameplay. The second game was just plain silly and the third seems to extend that silliness even further.

Anyway you'll see my point in the video below.

Now if your looking to get sucked into an open world game choose from one below.

Rat Monster

#scaretactics #ratmonster #castleshithouse

This is from an old shitty show called 'Scare Tactics' (is it still showing?)

Scare Tactics pulled pranks on unsuspecting victims by scaring the shit out of them with Aliens, Ghouls and Rat Monsters.


 I must say they did a pretty good job on the Rat Monster, it looks somewhat compelling. This show must have been keeping quite a few midgets in work.

 Thanks Spoonerbot.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Shit Post Sunday - バカ ブッシュ

#Japan #GuinnessWorldRecords #WhatTheFuck #ShitPostSunday

Shit Post Sunday - My Favourite Car Ads

#Toyota #TV

Sheet Post Sunday - Take A Sheet

#TakeASheet #TV #Sheets #SheetPostSunday

Here's a new ad campaign that's getting slammed for being so sheet.
They're a small sheet of gel stuff that gives you energy. Kind of like Red Bull without the Jaegermeister.

Shit Post Sunday - Hey Freddie!

#FreddieMercury #doppelgänger

Shit Post Sunday - 2Pac & Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie.....

#2Pac #Biggie #Freestyle

Before there was pen and paper songwriters had to use video cameras to document their lyrics.
All jokes aside, these guys really were very talented rappers.

Shit Post Sunday - IKEA ManLand

#FuckingGenius #IKEA #ManLand #ShitPostSunday


Saturday, September 24, 2011

Presidential Campaign.... The Movie

#RickPerry #President #MichaelBayMovie

As much as I would love to have seen Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin face off against each other in an election campaign of doom.
Unfortunately, Bachmann has to face off against this guy..... doesn't he just look like a president? such majesty.

US Presidential frontrunner, Rick Perry, has unveiled his first round of campaign ads...

Boy Noize 1 hr set filmed (not on an iphone) & Edited

@boysnoize @boysnoizerec #set

Amazing! Alex (Boys Noize) Ridha playing a set to the people of Berlin. There's a certain thrill to watching and listening to a Boys Noize set knowing they aren't planned out anymore and these days he kinda just makes it up as he goes.

Take your pants off, drink an alcoholic beverage and turn it up. Watch/listen below. Fuck he's good (seen him 5 times and it's still not enough)


Zombies should do more Yoga

#Zombies #Yoga #TV #WalkingDead

I'm going to imagine that this TV ad shows how the zombies in every zombie movie ever progressed from being the fumbling & bumbling, brains hungry, staggering dead - to being the marathon sprinters in 28 Days Later.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Wiseau, Aliens and Video games

@TommyWiseau #tommywishow #castleshithouse

Tommy Wiseau is perhaps the most geniusly retarded man on earth when it comes to film making. If you haven't seen 'The Room' (it has absolutely nothing to do with a Room) then you're just being silly and have no idea of why this man is so lauded in the film geek community.

He has a new show. It involves Aliens and Video games and it's called Tommy Wi-Show. Nuff said. Click here this Sunday (September 25) and watch the first episode. In the meantime watch the teaser below. Get excited for the shitness.

Feadz tribute to Mehdi to air on Triple J

@triplejMixUp @FEADZofficial @NinaLasVegas #Mehdi

It has just been confirmed that EdBanger producer, and one of my favourite beat creators, Feadz, has given the ok for the Mehdi tribute mix tape to air this Saturday night on Triple J, nationally across Australia. Although widely available online, be sure if you have a radio around you at midnight, to switch it over to Australia's favourite station.

Nina Las Vegas, host of Triple J's mixup, personally knew DJ Medhi. She wrote a very moving article which can be found here.

Lastly, I'd like to recognise Triple J, and most of all Triple J mix up. I have noticed over the past year your taste in music and ours (Castle Awesome) has started to line up. Keep it up, and we will keep listening.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

STADE 2 tracklist "leaked"

@oizo3000 #Stade2 @edbangerrecords

Call the FBI, Oizo hacked himself. Though instead of releasing nude pictures of his beard, we got to see something as equally amazing.

The Stade 2 track list.

Cover art now please? Oui?

Don't forget Oizo will be in Australia live, late November / early December for Stereosonic festival, where I'm hoping we will all hear tracks such as Camel Fuck played by the bearded one himself.

Feadz tribute mix for Mehdi

@feadzofficial @edbangerrecords #mehdi

Feadz is perhaps the most underrated ed bangererer of them all. He is a ridiculously good DJ (see him live you'll understand) producer and one of the first on the beat-tastic label. Here is Feadz tribute mix for the late DJ Mehdi.

Listen & Download below. I'll try and get a track list up shortly.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

The Return of Dharma and Greg


15 years after Chuck Lorre created sitcom, "Dharma and Greg", the characters returned for a brief cameo in the new "Two and a Half Men".

The episode featured the couple looking through Charlie Harper's old house as prospective buyers.

Even Greg's old co-worker Pete made an appearance, although it wasn't clear if he was playing himself. Pete most likely would've lost his job after the last episode of the series because he pretended the company he worked for was involved in insider trading so he could fuck a hot babe who worked for the SEC.

The episode of "Two and a Half Men" was funny, but I'm sure once the novelty wears off, everyone will go back to not caring - see Conan O'Brien for an example of that.

The Minority Report - It's for reals

#MinorityReport #Technology #TheMill #MillTouch

At first I wasn't even sure what I was looking at - but then I completely lost my shit.
Inspired by the technology in The Minority Report, from what I can tell, this incredible piece of R&D is completely legitimate & breathtakingly elegant.

For Your Health!

#TouchYourself #ForYourHealth #NSFW

Dr. Steve Brule recommends you watch this hot model play with herself,
For your health!

What the shit happened last night? Oh, hi George Clooney

#TV #GeorgeClooney #DnBNOR

The Emmy's - The Office Skit

#TheEmmys #TheOffice

Yesterday's Emmy Awards fell a bit flat.
Whilst there were some very worthy award winners, on the whole, the show was missing Ricky Gervais, despite the Jane Lynch opening number.

But i think the highlight of the night was this skit.

Timelapse from space

@PhilipBloom #NASA #ISS #Space #Awesome

Time-lapse photography is awesome.
You know what else is awesome? Space.
Put the two together and you get this - A time-lapse from the front of the International Space Station as it orbits earth at night.


If only your favourite movie stars had Tom Selleck's moustache

#TomSellecksMoustache #CastleShitHouse #ILM

We've all done it before. Lay awake at night, in a cold sweat, trying to imagine what our favourite movie stars would look like if only they could grow a moustache as prestigious, as masculine and as other-worldy as Tom Selleck.

Well, those sleepless nights are over!
Some genius (who should be knighted) has spent the time to bestow the great Tom Selleck moustache upon the upper lip of of Hollywood's leading men in their iconic roles.
This looks like the work of Industrial Light & Magic, although I can't say for sure.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Romain Gavras.

#RomainGavras #Roce #changerlemonde

Romain Gavras directed this when he was 20. It's kinda interesting to see where he started out as a director.

Hip Hop Mehdi.

#DJMehdi #113 #tontondubled

Some old school Mehdi hip hop. fucking funky. This guy was such a talent.

Battlefield 3 Xbox 360 Gameplay Footage.

#BF3 #Gameplay #operationguillotine

DICE and EA have finally released some gameplay footage for the 360 and yes, it looks as fucking awesome as you expected it would.

I wish I was a little ginger wizard


This pisses me off.

He is a ginger.
He is a bad actor.
He was in all the Harry Potter movies.

I'm only one step away from what he's got. CRAP

Eat Shit George Lucas

@StarWars #childhoodraped 

A user over at has digitally remastered George Lucas to see what he really looks like under the hair and glasses.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... put it back on.

Pretty sure that's what Tusken Raiders look like under the mask.

More Dexter Stuff

@Showtime #DEXTER

Here is yet another promo featuring the new guest stars of the season.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

New Zealanders are so fucking drunk

Ok, so not as funny as my previous post, but still, two well executed tv commercials.

New Zealanders are so fucking clumsy

#NewZealand #beachedas

Here are a bunch of commercials from New Zealand. They are awesome. Enjoy.

Daft Punk - Drive

#daftpunk #

Drive is an unreleased Daft Punk track from 1994. Here's the story behind this 17 year old track.

"At the tail end of 2010 we trailed boxes of DATs, pictures and god-only-knows what else to find artefacts of Soma's early days. Imagine our surprise when we discovered a tape simply entitledDaft Drive. We hooked up the DAT machine and inserted the tape with the delicacy of a surgeon, pressing play and praying that for one, the tape contained what we hoped, and two, that it didn't chew it like a dog chewing on a bone. In amongst the hiss and crackle, the most monstrous 909 kick drum thudded. Daft Punk's "Drive" track had been rediscovered. Playing through was Live Daft Punk; freaky vocals, pounding Roland drums & synths and that archetypal DP compression. After standing in silence, witnessing this moment, the track faded off and we heard the sound of the French spoken word that the recording had been made over; the remnants of their parents audio collection. The tape had originally been sent with "Rollin' and Scratchin'" to be released as Soma25. But Soma asked these two bright-eyed and Techno-bound Frenchman, to finish and send "Da Funk" to accompany "Rollin' and Scratchin'" and "Drive" was shelved for a later date… "

Pre-order Soma25 here

2manydjs tribute to Mehdi

@2manydjs @edbangerrecords #mehdi Got chills down my spine watching this. RIP Mehdi.


This gives you a bit more of an idea of how crazy the crowd was going.

  Sauce - h2ouse

Shit Post Sunday - Whale Penis Enthusiast


I want to be a penis scientist.

Shit Post Sunday - Star Wars Remix.

#Starwarsremix #Bloglove

There is a new site that is asking people to submit everyday items that they have reworked/remixed to represent something from Star Wars.

Here are a few of the best ones.

A wearable stormtrooper helmet made from Adidas Star Wars themed shoes. Fuck yes.

Some sweet as Star Wars cardboard art.

Princess Leia as rendered by Paprika.

Crayons carved into the shape of your favourite Star Wars characters.

You can check out the rest here and seeing as the site has only been running for a week or so, im sure there will be more to come!

Shit Post Sunday - Awesome Memorabilia You Should Probably Own

#ShitPostSunday #ET #SpaceOdyssey @StarWars #ShitToys #CastleShitHouse

Shit Post Sunday - More TV Ads should be like this

#WeetBix #TV #FuckingStupid #ShitPostSunday

Shit Post Sunday - The Office USA, Season 7 outtakes

#TheOffice #BlooperReel #RickyGervais

Shit Post Sunday - I can think of a million uses for this


Shit Post Sunday - Nyan Cat.

#Nyancat #unrealtournament3

So you have all probably heard of Nyan cat by now, the annoying poptart cat that flies through space.
Well now the hours of listening to that awful tune seem kind of worth it.
Some people have created a mod for Unreal Tournament 3 where they replaced the player guided "Redeemer" with this.

Incredible. If you play UT3 and want this mod, you can find it here.
The website of the guy who created it is here.

Shit Post Sunday - I poo in blue.

#huggies #jeansdiaper #ipooinblue #littlemovers

This is shit post sunday, what else do you expect?

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Shit Post Sunday - Game of Thrones RPG.

#GOT #Collegehumor

If you haven't seen Game of Thrones yet don't watch this, because it spoils the entire season. If you have seen GoT then you will probably find this hilarious.


#community #season2recap

The editors at Community cut together a recap of season 2 in preperation for the season 3 premier next week. I love that these guys completely changed the tone and format of the show for this recap.

Nope, Chuck Testa.

#Chucktesta #Ojaitaxidermy #Realanimals #rhettandlinkcommercialkings

You may think some of these animals are real, Nope, it's just Chuck Testa.

This comes from the amazing Rhett and Link the commercial kings.
If you appreciate bizarre shitness, you can find their tv show on IFC. Thats right, the station that also bought us such awesomeness as Whisker Wars, is now dishing out a sweet new show about two guys who travel across america making local tv commercials with their camera and using local talent to help make local commercials. Here are a few more gems from their tv show.

If you like to climb on things and get high, this is the place for you.
Margaret speaks cat and can read their minds. This commercial is for cats, but she translates what they are saying for you. Holiday Hotel for Cats is a real business in Los Angeles.

Dont get a divorce, Get a donut!

I love Butt Drugs!

Their website is

Friday, September 16, 2011

A tribute to DJ Mehdi.

#DJMehdi #Tribute @Edbangerrecords

Someone put together a tribute. The train sound from Gare Du Nord is a fitting way to remember him.
So long Mehdi, you will be remembered and missed.

I need a new camera.

#7D #Barbievideogirl #Castleshithouse (the last tag is brooksbots new idea)

I'm in dire need of a new camera, i just can't figure out which one to get.

The Muppets - The Pig with the Froggy Tattoo.

#Themuppets #thepigwiththefroggytattoo #thegreenalbum

So the guys who made The Muppet parody trailers are at it again. They saw the trailer for the David Fincher version of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" and decided that they had to make their own. Both trailers are below, what do you think?

Thursday, September 15, 2011

TED - Benjamin Zander

#TED #BenjaminZander #WOW #ClassicalMusic

TED has given us some of the most amazing talks and presentations that we will ever see.
And to prove just how many videos there are, I can't believe that I am only now seeing this video from a talk in 2008.

This earth shatteringly incredible talk by Benjamin Zander, a man who is described as having "two infectious passions: classical music, and helping us all realize our untapped love for it -- and by extension, our untapped love for all new possibilities, new experiences, new connections."

It's a 20 min video, but watch it - it's simply brilliant.

Gears 3 is almost upon us.

@therealcliffyb @EpicGames @RockstarGames #GOW3

Gears of War 3 is almost here. The last game of perhaps my favourite gaming trilogy. Playing massive dudes with chainsaw guns whilst fighting alien scum never ever gets old. Watch the review below.

If you live in Australia buy this or pre order at JB HiFi as they are selling this for a ridiculously cheap price of $69.95 (standard edition). I know American Castle Peeps we Aussies pay so very much for our games and $110 is the usual price for a AAA console game.

Now there's 4 player Co-op in the Gears 3 campaign and I propose Castle readers (if they're avid Gears fans) add my gamertag 'Sphincter4' (i know, awesome right?) and we battle the horde together.
Edit TimmehB - Also add me as i'll be picking it up on the 20th. My gamer tag is 'Aggesis'

I still have fond memories of connecting three xboxes (for 5 players including TimmehB. & Matronomy) at my place to complete horde mode (50 waves) on Gears 2. After a few hours, lots of Mount Gay Rum, yelling and noise complaints we did it. I'm hoping to do something similar for Gears 3 (it looks a lot crazier).

Update TimmehB - Brisbane gamer, reviewer and host of Good Game - Bajo - did a photo review of Gears 3 for Haynezeeboy. Here's his verdict.

Points to whoever can understand Bajo's photo verdict. 

Alrighty whet your appetite with this glowing video review below and I'll see you online.

BONUS - Rockstar just released the first footage of Max Payne 3. I got shivers down my spine when i heard that theme music again. So looking forward to this. It's a great time to be a gamer.

love a happy ending.

@portugaltheman #sleepforever

Epic thirteen minute musical short film (music video just doesn't cut it) from indie rockers Portugal. The Man. See it before all the hipsters do and it's no longer cool...

Record "In The Mountain In The Cloud" available here on Atlantic Records. They still seem the business even though they've signed to a major label. Good for you, kids, good for you.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011


Charlie Chaplin & his little known homily

#CharlieChaplin #ThePenIsMightierThanTheSword

In school, you would name Martin Luther King's I Have A Dream & Winston Churchill's We Shall Fight Them On The Beaches as some of the greatest and most powerful speeches ever given, but I never seem to recall Charlie Chaplin's name being mentioned with regards to the topic.

Here is an incredible monologue that should stand in infamy.

An Idiot Abroad 2 and Life's Too Short

@warwickadavis #RickyGervais #FUCKINGMONG 

On a day that I am truly aware of life and how short it really is, I think it's only appropriate (and a brilliant segue) to post a video, courtesy of my mentor in life, a man who pondered this earth for 40 years before finding his creativity. A reminder that no matter whats happening in your life today, or your past failures, you can find yourself and be successful in anything, no matter what age.

For me, it is a reminder to keep doing the things I love, no matter what the outcome, because one day, I may find success.

You can't wake up each morning upset that this world hasn't given you what you want, because it could easily take away what you already have.

Time for some laughter. The best medicine to help those grieving.

Alligator Boots.

#Alligatorboots #kanyewest #kimkardashian

So it looks like Kayne tried to make a muppet show with a friend of his and the guys who made crank yankers.

Except kanye isn't funny..... he's never been funny. he still doesn't get the fish sticks joke.
oh also, Kim Kardashian is in it. Dressed as Princess leia....thats about all she does.
heres a behind the scenes look at the show, which never made it past making a pilot episode.

Parklife Brisbane Set Time, Sitemap & APP

@Parklife_2011 #Brisbane #Settimes

Seems like there may be a few clashes.
Friend of the Castle, Marky Mark is playing as Yale at 5:30 on the El Buccan-ear stage. You should go check him out, it will be well worth your time.

    • Atoll Stage
      • 8:45pm – Lykke Li
      • 7:15pm – The Streets
      • 6:00pm – Sebastien Tellier
      • 4:55pm – Crystal Fighters
      • 3:45pm – Death From Above 1979
      • 2:45pm – Little Dragon
      • 1:45pm – Kimbra
      • 12:55pm – Wolfwolf (triple j unearthed winner)
      • 12:00pm – Pigeon
    • Kakadu Stage
      • 8:45pm – Magnetic Man
      • 7:45pm – MSTRKRFT
      • 6:45pm – Digitalism
      • 5:45pm – Wolfgang Gartner
      • 5:00pm – Example
      • 4:00pm – Adrian Lux
      • 2:55pm – SebastiAn
      • 2:00pm – Yacht Club DJs
      • 1:00pm – Harvard Bass
      • 12:00pm – Uberhammer
    • Sahara Stage
      • 8:45pm – Duck Sauce
      • 7:30pm – Gossip
      • 6:30pm – Diplo
      • 5:45pm – Santigold
      • 4:45pm – Mylo
      • 4:00pm – Katy B
      • 3:10pm – The Aston Shuffle
      • 2:30pm – The Naked and Famous
      • 1:30pm – Ember
      • 12:45pm – Strange Talk
      • 12:00pm – Tim Fuchs
    • The Cave Stage
      • 8:45pm – Simian Mobile Disco
      • 7:45pm – Nero
      • 6:45pm – Feed Me
      • 5:45pm – Joker and MC Nomad
      • 4:45pm – Flux Pavilion
      • 3:45pm – Surecut Kids
      • 2:45pm – Tensnake
      • 2:00pm – Gold Fields
      • 1:15pm – Stretch
      • 12:30pm – Mitzi
    • El Buccan-ear Stage
      • 8:30pm – Silver Sneakerz
      • 8:00pm – Sangers & Ra
      • 7:30pm – Danny T
      • 7:00pm – Noy
      • 6:30pm – Pete Smith
      • 6:00pm – Knickers & Bow Tie
      • 5:30pm – Yale
      • 5:00pm – Midnight Tango
      • 4:30pm – Alex Terrel
      • 4:00pm – Charlie Hustle & Van Miert
      • 3:30pm – Profesa & Pedestrian
      • 3:00pm – Morgan Baker & Benibee
      • 2:30pm – Rock Pop & Ju
      • 2:00pm – Cutloose
      • 1:00pm – Tigermoth

Parklife APP. Click below (haha they removed the goggles this year)

Haynezeeboy is torn!

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